RISMAN ADMITS WHOLE BARKLEY TRADE THING WAS "A BIT," FACES 2 YEAR SUSPENSION FOR PISSING EVERYONE OFF
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Adam Risman, owner of the Broadstreet Jags franchise, admitted on Sunday that his proposed trade with Kyle for "Saquon Barkley and a bunch of junk" was actually just part of an elaborate bit.
"You know it's all just a bit, right," he told reporters after falling asleep at dinner three times and being called out by other diners in the restaurant as "a mess." When pushed on why he had gone on with "the bit" for so long, he simply stated, "Fuck the haters."
The commissioner, Andrew Ewbank, is now looking into potential charges for Risman in two separate scenarios:
That this was all a bit: Possible 2 year suspension for being a jackass
That it's actually not a bit and he still does trade for Barkley: Possible 2 year suspension for collusion
Timelines for completing the investigation are currently unclear.
Risman's second team, Daniels (sic) Team Returns, is also under a cloud of scrutiny after it was revealed he kept Odell Beckham Jnr despite the wideout clearly suffering a season-ending injury prior to keepers being announced.
More to come.