For FCKD, Season Hangs in Balance While Zeke Pleads Case in NYC

New York City, NY

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will appeal his six week suspension today at NFL headquarters in New York, hoping for a reduced or fully overturned sentence. 

However, Dingo sources reveal that the man with the most on the line to lose is not Elliott himself, but rather his Thrill league franchise owner, SMTHRD, CVRD & FCKD. 

Confronted by reporters early Tuesday morning outside his Rainier Beach home, FCKD looked discombobulated and confused, rambling garbled words from his unshaven face and generally looking like a GD mess. 

"I just want my man back," he made out at one point, one of the few sentences uttered by FCKD that made any sense at all. 

FCKD addressed the media for around 45 seconds before he was met, reprimanded and then led back inside the house by his wife of three years, Mrs FCKD. 

"It's been a tough few weeks for him," she said, before adding there would be no further comment until after Elliot's hearing was complete. 

To add to FCKD's woes, the media pack could see that his hand-installed irrigation system in his front yard was seemingly no longer working; his hydrangeas had begun to wilt, and the grass was turning a sickly shade of brown. 

More to come